In the last couple of weeks, we have had no internet, which means I have spent most of my time reading books and wandering around the new house. In my wandering, I found “The Audubon Society Field guide to North American Mushrooms”. I’m proud to say I can identify Russian mushrooms, at least – I grew up with regular mushroom hunts and can pick some for dinner without poisoning myself. American mushrooms, though – not so much.
The names of the mushrooms range from plain and descriptive (“Firm Russula”), to something that sounds like a disease (“Shingled Trich”, “Blue-Toothed Entoloma”), to just plain odd (“Big Laughing Gym”). In my boredom, I actually categorized and compiled several lists of the more interesting and odd names, which you can now read and enjoy. So, here we go:
The food-related names:
Alcohol Inky
Peppery milky
Sweetbread mushroom
Poison Pie (yum!)
Fried Chicken Mushroom (apparently it does taste like it)
Chocolate Milky
Chicken-fat Suillus
Apricot Jelly
Carnival Candy Slime
Witch’s Butter
Rooting Cauliflower mushroom
Animal-related names:
Salmon Unicorn Entoloma
Imperial Cat
Leaflike Oyster
Pig’s Ear Gomphus
Goat’s Foot
Yellow Rabbit Ears
Wolf’s Milk Slime
Stinky Squid
Lizard’s Claw
Parrot Mushroom
Panther
Fairy Tale and Folklore related names:
Witch’s Hat
Stuntz’s Blue Legs (assuming Stuntz was some folkloric person that I don’t know about)
Prince
Gypsy
Jack O’Lantern
Slippery Jill; Slippery Jack (Two different mushrooms, but I imagine them to be sort of the Bonnie and Clyde of the mushroom kingdom)
Old Man of the Woods
Angel’s Wings
Yellow Fairy Cups
Devil’s Urn
Elf cup
Pyxie Cup (yes, it was spelled like that)
Swamp Beacon
Velvety Fairy Fan
Dryad’s Saddle
Various Objects:
Fuzzy foot
Sulfur tuft
Yellow Oyster mop
Common Fiber Vase
Black Trumpet
Hemlock Varnish Shelf
Artist’s Conk
Indian Paint Fungus (apparently it was used to make war paint)
Hairy Parchment
Red Tree Brain
Velvet Blue Spread
Bladder cup (oh dear)
Tree-ear
Barometer Earthstar
Carbon balls
Wrinkled Thimble Cap
Yellow Tuning Fork
Shaggy Parasol (the best kind, really – that’s why Robinson Crusoe had one)
White Dunce Cap
Personification in some shape or form:
Dung-loving Psilocybe
Bleeding Mycena
Blushing Fiberhead
Sweating Mushroom
Pinecone Tooth
Bearded Tooth (aww…)
Many Headed Slime (sounds evil)
Brown-toothed crust (and disgusting)
Velvety Earth Tongue
Elegant Stinkhorn
Blue-toothed Entoloma
Morbid-sounding names:
Deadly Lawn Galerina
Death cap
Destroying Angel
Strangulated Amanita (probably killed by the Destroying Angel)
Poison Pie (again)
Lead Poisoner
Corpse Finder (according to the mushroom guide’s comments, the name is well deserved – it helped bring a murder to light and also grew on a buried box full of dead baby remains)
Dead Man’s Fingers
Others:
Tawny Grisette
Abruptly-bulbous Agaricus
Big Laughing Gym
Blewit
Pigskin Poison Puffball
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